Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Yes, Men Innjoy Staying Here Too!

"IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY"


Is it a misconception that men only stay at B&B's to please their ladies? Well let me share a little news with y'all: 

Yes, men innjoy staying here too!




What do men like? To share a story which is both good and bad but seems to be a common occurrence at The Claiborne House - MEN LIKE TO EAT!  Yes I am stereotyping, of course we all like to eat, but MEN LIKE TO EAT!  What do they get at The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast? Hearty Home-Cooked Breakfasts! 

Why is this bad, you ask? Well oftentimes I will overhear the man say to the woman, which of course never makes the woman very pleased "Why can't we have breakfasts like this at home?"

This is when I casually back away and find something of imminent importance to do.

Have you looked in the grocery carts of your fellow shoppers lately at the store? What is there? Frozen foods, microwavable foods, quick meals, not home cooking. The freezer section at our grocery store is about to take over the entire store - it reminds me of the BLOB.



Let me assure you, if you "Pop it in the toaster" it is not a real breakfast. Come out and see for yourself why Men Innjoy Staying Here Too!   Let's find a few other reasons to encourage you to come out for a visit:
  • Hiking
  • Biking
  • Picnicking
  • Swimming
  • Fishing
  • Parasailing
  • Boating/Jet Skiing
  • Kayaking
  • Canoeing
  • Hunting
  • Skeet Shooting
  • Golfing
  • Relaxing
  • Antiquing (Oops, that sneaked in there, trying to be funny, okay will take Antiquing off the list)
  • Music Festivals and Events
  • Wineries
  • Sleeping
  • and of course dot dot dot



So let me ask you "WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?"


Bacon, eggs and pecan pancakes with warm syrup? Home-made biscuits hot out of the oven. Fresh red ripe strawberries, sweet melon and pineapple (never from a can), with orange juice and freshly percolated dark roast coffee.

NO POP TARTS ALLOWED!


LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR BAD COFFEE!   Shellie your innkeeper @ The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast in Rocky Mount, VA - Blue Ridge Country! You can book your room online at any time right here http://www.claibornehouse.net/

The Claiborne House Bed and Breakfast is 15 miles to three exits off The Blue Ridge Parkway, take MP 121 the Roanoke Exit South.    We were awarded a Certificate of Excellence from Trip Advisor - click here to see our certificate.

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